samspratt:

SAM SPRATT’S SPRING PORTRAIT CONTEST/CUSTOM PORTRAIT/SIGNED PRINT GIVEAWAY!

Spring is around the corner which means as thanks to you for following me here, as usual—I am giving TWO of you the chance to win a custom portrait made by me, custom-tailored to your heart’s desire. Free, no strings attached.  The rules are simple, but read them so you can win.

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form.

ADDITIONALLY, I’ll be giving 3 runner-ups their choice of a 13”x19” signed velvet archival print. Choices are: Sherlock, Ron Swanson, and Inspector Spacetime.

How to Enter:

FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the following facebook post. You get an extra entry if you click the “share” button and post it to your wall. ( Sam Spratt - Facebook Contest )

TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 

“ Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s portrait contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt ”  

This also counts as an entry.

TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!

How long this will last:

This contest will run until April 6th, 2012. 

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 

Why all this? Well, you’ve gotta write a big check with quite a few zeros at the end of it to commission art from me—and call me crazy, but I firmly believe that in a perfect world, people *should* get to own art AND do things like “pay rent”, “eat food-like substances on occasion”, and maybe even “continue to live”. Two of you can do that, the rest of you… you’re screwed. Sincerely, <3 Sam 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

designersof:

Legend of Zelda Red Potion Vintage Hyrule Line Work Letterpress

by Barrett Biggers ©2012

Prints, skins, and tshirts for sale at Society6

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megustamemes:

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my attitude towards EVERY ONE of those melodromatic tumblr text images. bonus points if it’s over a photo

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YEP! (…nope…)

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creepicrawlies:

Time to extend the barn? Record-breaking Texas bull has whopping 9ft 1in horns

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Periods to Make Money - produced more than 100 years ago it correctly called the bubble top in 1999 and then the second peak in 2007. it predicts a bottom for the markets in 2012

-marketsandcharts

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ME SMUSTA!

Facebook Ragefaces of the Day: One entrepreneurial Redditor recently came across the revelation that ragefaces can be employed in Facebook chat in lieu of boring old emoticons.

Redditor Soulholder explains:

These work by referencing the account’s ID. They’re actually Pages who’s display pictures are set to ragefaces.

See here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Poker-Face/129627277060203 = [[129627277060203]]

You can find yours by clicking on your profile, and then looking at the URL. The string or series of numbers after facebook.com/ will be yours. You can also get your friend’s ID’s by viewing their profile.

Alternatively, you can just use Zuckerberg’s face using [[4]].

For the lazy (and you know who you are!), below is an exhaustive list of ragefaces and their corresponding “magic number,” courtesy of Redditor RottingRyno: 

• Troll face: [[171108522930776]]

• ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]

• Not bad Obama:[[169919399735055]]

• Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]

• Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]

• Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]

• LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]

• NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]

• Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]

• Derp: [[224812970902314]]

• Derpina: [[192644604154319]]

• Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]

• Not Bad : [[NotBaad]]

• F*ck yeah : [[105387672833401]]

• Challange accepted: [[100002727365206]]

• Okay face: [[100002752520227]]

• Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]

• Poker face [[129627277060203]]

• Okay face [[224812970902314]]

• Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]]

• Rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]

• Lamp [[100001256102462]]

• No [[167359756658519]]

• MOG [[142670085793927]]

• Feel like a sir [[168040846586189]] [[125038607580286]]

• Forever alone christmas. [[100002727365206]]

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did-you-kno:

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oh that’s just so sweet! I swear animals have real feelings. 

the-absolute-best-posts:

I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it!

Haaahahaha. My favorite kind of sarcastic smartassery!

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